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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4123 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.