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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6887 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.