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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8898 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 320275 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.