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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8250 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8154 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.