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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 254 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.