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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8645 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 77 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.