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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7079 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.