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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5323 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 6310 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.