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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3001 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 444 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9316 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.