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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7557 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.