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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6740 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 990 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.