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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5144 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.