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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6767 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.
so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
