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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1099 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!
