MotherInLawNoTouch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are respected and you can build your own virtual bubble of safety! Join us and escape the drama of unwanted affection and rear end smacks from your mother-in-law.

On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LEO-SMP

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LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.