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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7905 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!