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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7629 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!