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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2056 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!