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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 73 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 973 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
