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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5481 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!