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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3304 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!