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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7783 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 136 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!