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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
