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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4525 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6072 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!