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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1802 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!