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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2180 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!