Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Emeralds Found: 4054
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Enchantments Applied: 70

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Buildings Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8883 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Animals Bred: 89 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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