Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4674	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a sponsored Survival server with a Twitch Affiliate – Justy135: Land Claiming – Claim land & live with friends MCMMO – Level up Sword, Axe, Mining, fishing Skills! etc. Player Trading – Trade Securely with other players. Economy – Grind money by killing mobs or Questing. Chest Locking – Use a sign to lock chests and keep people out! Gates – Build a castle with a HUGE gate, open and close it to let people in/out! Player Shops – Rule the economy with your very own shop. Stream Events – Custom Events streamed by Justy135. PVP – Kill someone and steal their head to hang in your base! Leaderboards – Compete with others to be the richest! IP: play.JustySurvival.com (Server is now LIVE!)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

Cottagecraft is a private & whitelisted, semi-vanilla, survival cottagecore 1.18 Minecraft Java server for players aged 14-25.

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.