Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.