Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreationBayMC

Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

13b13t

Anarchy

fun new anarchy server. Hacked clients allowed! flying is enabled and spawn is fairly nice. join quick before anyone else to get the essential minecraft materials!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineTexas Public Server Network

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Server Description: The MineTexas Minecraft Server network is a locally owned and operated community based in the Dallas, Texas area. We are dedicated to providing the best Minecraft Server Community experience for all Minecraft Players. We do this by hosting a wide variety of Minecraft Servers. Each Minecraft Server we run is a custom tailored experience unlike any other Minecraft Servers out there, with unique people and Minecraft buildings and Minecraft worlds to explore. Our Minecraft worlds are your creative platform. Come find the Minecraft Server that best suits your favorite Minecraft Server play-style preferences. We’re sure you can find a Minecraft Server to enjoy.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fatality Factions

Economy, Factions

Welcome to my brand new server. I need help with different things and would love some help! come join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Land Of Trahania

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

An awesome Pvp server! with no rules, so grief and raiding allowed

u just need to join and freaking start killing!!! we are new but still got a great staff team! the admins are very helpful and friendly

No lag at all i promise you!

open 24/7 just for you

come in and be the best killer!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Doreeworld Gaming

Doreeworld Gaming Community: minecraft.doreeworld.com

Doreeworld Facts: 64 slot 2 GB and growing 24/7 dedicated Over 1,075 players promoted to Member

5 Worlds: Tartarus (guest world) Elysium Fields (main survival world) Pandora’s Box (anarchy) iCreate (creative) Smithsonian (creative)

Some Fun Plugins: Factions, Chestshop, CombatTag, Iconomy, Jobs, McMmo & PaidRanks. I am always open to suggestions for more plugins

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kingdomcraft

MCMMO

Welcome to the immersive RPG server, Kingdomcraft!

Kingdomcraft is an upcoming minecraft RPG that is completely unique and takes nothing from any other server!

For once, YOU get to decide how you become powerful, and you don’t have to follow a set path of equipment or trinkets! Every class you pick has a different storyline, so don’t expect the same-old same-old when starting a new character!

Using a combination of immersive storylines, a well-made map, fun quests, and unique gameplay! Kingdomcraft will become one of the top 10 RPG servers in the world! That is our goal. Kingdomcraft also has quality 3d item and boss models, to make your experience more enjoyable!

If YOU wish to become part of that goal, you can tell your friends and join our discord!

If you wish to support Kingdomcraft, we encourage you to become a voluntary staff member!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Noble Craft Skyblock

Welcome To Skyblock.Noble-Craft.net ! —————————————————- We are here strictly to bring you the most Enjoyment you can possibly have on a server along with a great experience. —————————————————- We Offer – – 150+ Slots – Mature, Friendly Staff Team. -MobArena – Shops – Donator Ranks & Packages – A Great Time And Experience for all.

Our Website: http://www.noble-craft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dramatic, ethereal, innovative: Simply put, CaxCraft is the finest Minecraft Server Experience devised by man.

CaxCraft is a server like none other: enjoy a capitalist economy, minimal rules, guns, drugs and other plugins! This is accompanied by a friendly and active staff, working to refine and perfect our experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TornidiousCraft

Plugins ————– Factions/Essentials/Groupmanager Ishout/MyWolf/Emotions/Vault/Gates AutoAnnouncer/ColourFireWorks/Seats

What we can do for you? We can make sure you have the best time ever on are server.We have factions.Which means griefing is allowed We can not stop griefing and raiding.We will try to make sure people dont abuse you And we will try make you have fun on the server. Here on tornidiouscraft we hope you have the best time.With factions and essentials.You can do anything.Anything is possiable

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	114461	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MemoMc

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

This a beautiful server .Everyone can create their own town or nation on the map and explore the world with their friends.We hope you enjoy a comfortable time！

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

We Build Crap

A free small quiet, mature, pve & pvp server. This is a free build server no factions or clans. you can build in avaliable villages or be a loner. We have an economy with server and player shops avaliable.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”