Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Items Found:	4328	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

qubecraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Majkrafci

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.