Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!