Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	229
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	381	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FateCraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1600

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!