Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Items Found:	8494

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	249
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3808

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Divine Spears Created:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129
Emeralds Found:	9954	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2399	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Star Shards Collected:	74
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Emeralds Found:	9044	New Chunks Explored:	319208

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7391	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	4509
Votes:	6773	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7352
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3393
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3474	Animals Bred:	172
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	578271	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com