Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	98
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Enchantments Applied:	108
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	3763
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	504092
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	228
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	2298
Mines Excavated:	3815	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!