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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Farms Harvested:	910	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Animals Bred:	164
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	254	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!