Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7440	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6521	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	158295	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3521	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Void Gems Collected:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4546	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	636
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.