Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HellFire

LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome, To HellFire IP hellfire.evils.in:25076 to join our server Here you can play lifesteal and pvp bedwars server soon so dont wait join our server and enjoy to play lifesteal and free for all with your friends and more gamemodes soon And this server is java/pe/bedrock you can play with bedrock

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DryCraft

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

Welcome to DryCraft, a 1.8 RPG Minecraft SkyBlock Server crafted solo for a truly unique experience. Immerse yourself in a welcoming community that values camaraderie and fun. Unlike typical SkyBlock servers, DryCraft introduces RPG elements, quests, and challenges for an exciting twist.

Explore custom-designed islands, engage in player-driven economies, and experience thrilling events with carefully curated plugins. What sets DryCraft apart is its dedication to being a solo project – every detail, from code to features, is meticulously crafted for a cohesive and balanced gameplay experience.

Join DryCraft today and be part of a community that celebrates creativity and innovation. Dive into an unparalleled SkyBlock adventure where possibilities are endless, and the excitement never stops. Discover the magic of solo-developed excellence at DryCraft – your new home in the sky!Hey there! Want to play on a good and fun skyblock server ? Join now and have fun.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	1481	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6213	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	465746	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	519696	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	180	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.