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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5471 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.
