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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7224 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.
we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.
