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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 207 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
