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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1384 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1953 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
