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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 268 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
