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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 9008 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
