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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7587 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
