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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5385 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 60 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 322582 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
