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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4725 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
