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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2874 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4128 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 45910 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
