🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8664 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1722 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
