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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4191 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
